Pant-Shitter

Old person, a geezer. A Geriatric who no longer can control their bowels

Sorry I took so long, The line up at the bank was full of Pant-Shitters taking their sweet time.

by Nolspe November 7, 2022

Bilbo Brown Pants

A long dingleberry girl who wears long brown pants in an eternal tribute to Bilbo Baggins. Used to describe someone who often follows through and soils the clothing.

Mark is such a Bilbo Brown Pants, he's just messed himself again after chickpea soup

by Bobthe1st October 13, 2015

Pants Gamble

When you eat some questionable food knowing that it might cause intestinal distress but proceed anyway.

That day old shrimp was a real pants gamble, but I was so hungry that it totally worth it.

by stretchdos April 9, 2022

poopy pants

the most hurtful and offensive insult that can be used against anyone. is known to be banned in several countries

guy 1: ur mom is really ugly
guy 2: ok poopy pants
guy 1: *starts crying*

by placenta lasagna December 12, 2023

santa pants

To have grey pubic hair.

Sure he's a sexy silver fox, but you know that means he's probably a santa pants?

by paul3onthetree February 4, 2009

Hot Pants

it means like to fuck

i hot pants allot

by rgytygf March 20, 2016

Bestie Pants

Combination of Handsome Pants and Bestie, a handsome bestie. It is not required that they wear pants. Like a pet name or term of endearment

Bestie Pants, your hair looks so good today!

by Rejjipedia April 6, 2022