This is a Portuguese man who fancies Paulina and used to fancy Austeja. He also hangs around with fat emos. He gets his lube from taco grease and shoves polish sausages down emo fanny
by david123-123 September 20, 2021
Get the Michael Claromug. The ideal boyfriend. Usually sporty, smart, somewhat cocky and of a high tax bracket. Extremely good looking and is liked by everyone, unless they are of a lower tax bracket. Proud of who he is and what his tax bracket can do. Tries to help people unless they are of a lower tax bracket. Has pretty eyes that shine just like his high tax bracket. Can be pretty chill. Will do anything for a friend, unless they're of a lower tax bracket. Is an all around amazing guy (if you are of a high tax bracket).
Pleb: I saw Michael today, but he didn't see me.
Pleb's friend: Evidently, you are of a lower tax bracket.
Pleb's friend: Evidently, you are of a lower tax bracket.
by Urban librarian 57392 August 11, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. 
by ltd0102gotyou! March 1, 2024
Get the Michael Jordanmug. That man has the sexiest voice ever, just ignore every single song of his after 2006. SWAY IS SO HOT LIKE WHAT
"My grandma wants to play MICHAEL BUBLE's christmas album again... looks like it's off to the nursing home with her."
by Petra.ismichaelbublesbitch October 25, 2020
Get the Michael Bublemug. The unhealed trauma within millennial women that makes them choose a white boy even when there are significantly better options.
This is because these women have grown up with stars like Chad Michael Murray, Brody Jenner, Zac Efron, etc., leading women to constantly feel the need to prove to themselves that they can pull the token white boy.
Gen Z girls, please see The Magcon Effect for further context on this phenomenon.
This is because these women have grown up with stars like Chad Michael Murray, Brody Jenner, Zac Efron, etc., leading women to constantly feel the need to prove to themselves that they can pull the token white boy.
Gen Z girls, please see The Magcon Effect for further context on this phenomenon.
“Damn, Zac Efron is not even cute now, but I would still pick him because of the Chad Michael Murray Effect.”
by beansella57 August 11, 2024
Get the The Chad Michael Murray Effectmug. by Meesterplusser February 28, 2017
Get the michael vosmug.