Wetness

Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

-Derek Zoolander

Definition of Wetness for Kids who can't read good.

by anonymous October 21, 2020

Swifter Wet Jet

when a guy nuts and slings his dick everywhere so his nut gets evereywhere.

"Yo man can you give me the Swifter wet jet?"

by Daddy's Castle February 15, 2020

wet burp

another word for throw up or hagook

i ate too much and had a wet burp

by lilsamsixty9 June 3, 2021

wet hockey

a game of hockey but its a very hot day
or a standard match of water polo

bart: water polo is just wet hockey

by DiscordReject4 March 25, 2025

wet wipe

someone that has over 10/10 reps on orochi

Virgin Todd- hey wanna play some for honor, i have 10/10 reps on orochi
Chad warden main- go kys wet wipe

by BingusCat January 8, 2021

Louisiana wet wipe

When u pee a lil on the toilet paper to wipe ur ass with

It was a messy situation back there and no wipes so i had to make/use a Louisiana wet wipe

by Joewolfe January 31, 2021

lieutenant wet

Someone who really know how to make you feel good, and always gets the pussy.

Oh ya Mark! He's lieutenant wet.

by Star Drummer March 13, 2017