wet the spread

To urinate on someone else's front lawn. Generaly done while standing on the front porch or steps.

Dude, I had to tap a kidney but someone left a bowl winder in the loo so I went out on her porch and wet the spread.

by chickenbeak October 22, 2010

Wet Wilder

When a girl handcuffs a man to a bed then urinates on his chest.

Guy 1: Did you hear what happend to joe?
Guy 2: No, what happend?
Guy 1: His crazy girl friend handcuffed him to a bed then pissed on his chest.
Guy 2: Aww nasty he got a Wet Wilder.

by Spade of the Nation August 31, 2008

quick wet

Noun. A quick yet is a person who exists only to perform oral sex.

Noun. Head, brain, dome, knowledge, critical thinking.

Yo son, is that your quick wet?

I'm tryna get me a quick wet at this party!

by MC08 August 11, 2006

The Wet Hamster

To get a wet sponge and clean off a women's vagina while having oral sex.

I gave her the wet hamster last night!

by Dannielio April 21, 2007

Wet Tina

The act in cumming in a womans pussy.

Last night I gave your Jenny a Wet Tina.

by Jonny Lopez July 22, 2007

wet dog of wet

a complete and utter wasteman

Me: hey peter your a wet dog of wet
Peter: Oi blud dont get rude
(I pull out mac-10 n eliminate him)

by marcsmith August 25, 2007

WeT HiP

We Try Hard in Pubs

"Payne tries hard in pubs, he is a WeT HiP"

by Appetite March 29, 2008