Idiot potato

A stupid lazy person

Carl is such an idiot potato.

by ManOfHargburg May 3, 2020

slippery potatoes

When a hand other than your own (stranger) caresses your back in a downward motion, ending with a firm squeeze of the buttocks.

Your at a bar socializing with friends, someone walks by you and instead of starting small talk, they skip that step and just give you slippery potatoes.

by John The Man 122321 February 20, 2009

Potato Water

A synonym for fortnite, the epitomy of trash and dodo.

Man, fortnite is Potato Water

by snos May 3, 2021

potato

A potato is very nice and sweet. A potato can also be mean and obnoxious. I can't decide.

"Look at that potato!"
"OMG she's such a potato"

by PotatoGoddess123 June 4, 2018

blouse potatoes

boobs

boobs are often called blouse potatoes in new england

by miranda430 July 19, 2009

Potato Pussy Pocket

A hill made of kitten.

Etymology:

Potato -> potus, Old German meaning pile
Pussy -> puss, Middle English meaning domestic cat
Pocket-> poku, Aramaic meaning filled (with)

Well we lost the litter and threw all that kitten in the potato pussy pocket.

by squirrelbouquet April 26, 2021

Potato archie

Potato archie is very cute but very I educated. He doesn’t know how to spell aggressive words without accidentally spelling duck. But even though he’s really bad a grammar, he still is rlly good at picking up strangers and going out with them and he is very good looking and cute

Potato archie: hey wanna go out?
The girl: nou idk you
Potato archie: idc potato

by Bananaboatdoodoodoodoodoo December 13, 2021