Michael kaiser is the most hottest fictional German men alive. He is in a football club called Bastard Munchen. He's a striker for the team. The hottest red flag in fictional german soccer team. To tell someone is hot af.
by hehehehehg August 19, 2024
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by Youraveragehotguy1 November 25, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. by DonteatmushroomsILK July 13, 2022
Get the Michael Abusemug. Michael is a boy or non-boy or pet that loves to have Doritos. For a snack or a meal, Michael will eat Doritos gleefully. Michaels love to share Doritos with babes and studs. Michaels love to be gifted Doritos in the holiday.
Customer: I’ll have 2 Doritos please. I will give one to my Michael.
Clerk: Michael will love this gift! Paper or plastic?
Clerk: Michael will love this gift! Paper or plastic?
by Mycool1892 November 23, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. 
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by MarylouGB November 22, 2021
Get the Philip Michaelmug. Michael Anthony Narvaez
by Are you tired of the adds May 10, 2022
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