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american beauty college

ABC liquor store; a store that sells alcohol
I went to the American Beauty College and picked up some party supplies.
by Pretty Baby Girl March 1, 2025
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American Football

Guy 1: do you wanna play American football
Guy 2: naaa
Guy 1: why?
Guy 2: only for wimps
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American invitation

When someone invites you to "Come over any time" without actually expecting you to do it.
When Bob texted Ned to find out what time to come, Ned suddenly became unresponsive and Bob realized that he had fallen for yet another American invitation.
by Spud770 April 25, 2023
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American Intelligence

N. ( Oxymoron ) Lying, corrupted, always redacted American agencies who claim to survey, gather, sort and analyze intelligence threats to the ' Free world, when in fact ' having intelligence ' is the ONLY thing they're not guilty of.
See also: ' New World Order, Hegemony and Royal Guard.'
( White House press conference ):
" Through our own various sources, our ' American Intelligence ' has came to the conclusion that we are to invade Iraq to disarm, weapons of mass destruction, to end Saddam Hussein's support for terrorism, and to free the Iraqi people." ( whispering to generals ) Now go get us that oil!
by Potter's Pit February 25, 2023
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Native Americans

A group of people who are a white persons afterthought. Often out of consideration when white people want real estate.
NoUhh: EmmMa, here’s free land
EmmMa: uh NooUhh I think the native Americans live here. Maybe don’t take it
NoUhh: who cares about them? They’ll find a new home.

EmmMa: eh fuck it we are clearly more important.
by FugginPARODYbro July 4, 2025
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American Mut

“An American Mut is someone who grapples with their identity, navigating the complexity of their heritage through the lenses of cultural and biological validity.”
Guest: "Where are you from?"

Server: "Oh, I'm from California."

Guest: "No, I mean what is your ethnicity and cultural background?"

Server: "Oh I'm an American Mut so ethnically I can identify with a lot, but culturally I predominantly present as Mexican American."
by Ander Setab November 25, 2024
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Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!

As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.
President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"

Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"

Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"
by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022
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