protein sandwich

A blow job
Sucking on a penis which is a big chunk (hopefully) of pure manly protein
My boyfriend, Brutus, gave me a protein sandwich.

Hey, Honey, "Would you like a protein sandwich?"

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by Gingersnap August 05, 2014
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Jeanpaul and Hidde sandwich

A state of bliss that some christian theologians have theorized may be obtained after living an exemplary life in heaven and dying a second death there. Considered to be the ultimate reunification with God as well, such an event if it were ever to occur would result in the holy trinity becoming the holy quarterly.
"How was it to see your wife again after all these years trapped in a cave, desperately longing for nothing but to see her sweet face once again?"
(Crying) "Oh I can't find the words to describe it... oh wait yes I can: it was a Jeanpaul and Hidde sandwich!"
by Not Tarik Barri November 23, 2021
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Piss sandwich

The act of three or more people standing in a straight line. The two people on the outside piss on the person on the inside.
I told my wife to make me a piss sandwich. We needed another member so she called my dad.
by Toiletclogger07 November 30, 2022
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Making a hand sandwich

"What is that weird noise in the other room?" Susie said nervously.

"Oh that? That's Minh, he's making a hand sandwich."
by NyanMax June 06, 2015
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cream saddle sandwich

two pringles sandwiched together with the greatest feat of american engineering, squeeze cheese in between.
i am going to make a cream saddle sandwich!
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National chicken sandwich day is when you make yourself a chicken sandwich or order it from any place that has chicken sandwiches to celebrate the day august 14th
oh man..! it’s national chicken sandwich day! Let me order a chicken sandwich off of chick fil a
by CuteBlackGirl7 August 14, 2024
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Mayonnaise Sandwich

Dartmouth, NS slang for a cream pie.
Lana enjoyed a mayonnaise sandwich in her bathroom after her work Christmas party.
by Cr8ivewonder December 02, 2018
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