restard

A jokish sort of way of saying retard. Occured when a drunk flatmate tried to called me retarded. Has since been adopted as a common insult.

Man, you're so restarded.

Ha! That so ionic....

restard by Chris May 13, 2005

Retarded 

A mental condition that greatly decreases one's capacity for absorbing knowledge. Not to be confused with "stupid" which simply refers to one who possesses low mental capacity.

Person 1: That guy is so retarded.

Person 2: No, he's just stupid.

Retarded by iPawd November 1, 2012

Retardando 

A retarded man, mainly applies to Mexicans.

You messed up again you stupid Mexican. Go hop back over the fence Retardando.

Retardando by more_cowbell_tiger July 8, 2011

re-re-tard 

One who is a retarded retard who is so retarded they don't deserve the re.

You did what? Man, you're not a retard, you're a re-re-tard. Why are you still alive?

re-re-tard by wildmanchild February 8, 2010

Recardo

Recardo is a nigga who can get any short that he wants he's filthy rich and is in the NBA he's a nice guy if u know him but if u get on his nerves I feel sorry for you Recardo gets bare play and loves money

Recardo is the best at ball

Recardo by Yxunggg.ricky June 7, 2018

retarded 

a person who looks up retarded, retard, etc. on the urban dictionary

if you're reading this because u don't know what it means, you are in fact retarded.

retarded by CH4RL3S D4RW1N February 22, 2010

your retarded 

An extremely lame joke that is 1% irony and 99% gay.

"Why does your shirt say, 'Your retarded'?"
"OmGzzz you d0nt get it???"
"That joke sucks"

your retarded by albinoboy December 6, 2006