one-balled bastard

A bastard who is not worthy of having two balls.

girl 1: Tom broke up with me!!

girl 2: Oh my God!! He is such a one-balled bastard!!

one-balled bastard by one-balled bastard April 23, 2011

One-Towel Chinois 

A tight-arse strainer that's Chinese, and difficult to understand. I.E. Kirk Barry

Kirk Barry is such a One-Towel Chinois

One-Towel Chinois by Websters Dictionary Current April 29, 2011

One-eyed-russell 

Another name for a penis

She noticed his one-eyed-russell was rather large.
penis
dick

One-eyed-russell by Einey June 10, 2011

one-eyed huckstable 

Getting a money shot in the eye from a well do to african american. Even more profound if said african american is wearing a Cosby Sweater

Once in college I dated this black guy and he gave me a one-eyed huckstable. I should have felt ashamed, but I actually enjoyed it.

one-eyed huckstable by gamoson October 31, 2011

one eighteened 

When a female has sexually interactions with someone living in the 118 Juniper crib. Many females were one eighteened over the course of the existence of 118 Juniper.

Crackhead Rat 1: Yo how about that girl that was in the rats bed last night
Crackhead Rat 2: Yeah i one eighteened her bad.

one eighteened by Crackhead Rat July 11, 2011

one air

I really really really fit young girl! around the age of 16/17

Alice Mcgreevy is a one air

one air by Humpty17 August 13, 2011

One-Lip 

A girl with a vagina that has a barbie doll lookin thing goin on with the vagina hole directly at the bottom. Clit is not visable from the outside; EWWWW!!!

Thats a nasty lil' One-Lip.!!

Her One-Lip pussy is hairy.!

One-Lip by PseudoBitchInUrBed August 16, 2011