Michael

He looks like a coconut from behind, also kinda smells like it too.

Girl1: “I have a crush on Michael!”

Girl2:”Omg me too!”
Girl1:”he’s mine bitch.”

by Michael’s #1 fan January 26, 2023

Michael

A cute,handsome,rich guy who you can have as a friend/lover. he cuddles you and give you sweets and stuff when you're on your period. he is boyfriend material. he looks very innocent and is very dirty in bed. he is mostly horny but doesn't show it.he mostly loves people whos names start with B,L,O,S and I.he has been in many relatoinships before but never really enjoyed them.

girl1:OMG is that Michael
girl2:he is sooo cute
girl3:ikr,i wish he was mine
boy1:but he is with L
girl3:she so lucky

by naomi_LuLu January 28, 2023

Michael Motorcycle

A man who single handedly changed my point of view on life and the world with his music.

Have you heard that new song by Michael Motorcycle on YouTube and Spotify?! It was amazing, he made another great song.

by sexysisterfister February 2, 2023

michael

DONT LEAVE ME HERE MICHAEL

MICHAEL HELP ME

by epic timmy jimmy February 6, 2023

Michael Saucing

A prank pulled on a close friend, when you take your friend's semen and impregnate another woman with it during intercourse without her knowledge.

"If you keep Michael Saucing all of these women aI will run out of money paying child support!"

by Runmo February 17, 2023

Michael

The most amazing, popular, fun loving, sarcastic son of a bitch you’ll ever meet. He can be nice, caring, supporting, and talkative all the time. But get on his bad side, he can call you out, and if you pick a fight with him, he’ll whoop your butt and will not hesitate to fight dirty if necessary. He’s also great at talking with the ladies and will use a combination of flirting and friendship to court the women whether to be friendly, to having a one time stand, or to get a girlfriend. He may think that he can be insecure sometimes, but deep down, he knows he’s got plenty of friends and his family to support him in every way possible.

Chad: Check that dude out, what’s his name again?

Rodney: That’s Michael, one of the newbies here
Mikayla: I think he’s a fox!

by Jackus Blackus December 6, 2022

michael dumb

hes really stupid and a bad friend and he kinda makes bad joke and gets in trouble with teacher in 6th grade when saying sussy baka

man michael dumb is so dumb

by buckshotbandit December 9, 2022