Dorkus Pants

A guy who doesn't know a super ridiculously awesome girl when he comes across her.

I can't believe that dorkus pants tried to get his cock out on the internet again.

by Tripleswirl May 24, 2010

Ginger pants

A dude who jizzes his pants.

Tom is a ginger pants.
What a jinger pants!

by Borisla December 09, 2018

squinchy pants

When a girl gets .... ya know .... horney. Her vagina gets all wet and then she's wearing, like pants, like at work or some everyday situation, and then she has to walk around with sqinchy pants all day.
squinchy pants

John makes all the girls at work get squinchy pants.

Girl 1: Hey is that John over there?

Girl 2: Yeah it is! He's so hot he gives me squinchy pants.
Girl 1: Yeah, I work with him and then for the rest of the day I have to walk around with my pants all squinchy.

by Princess Lorraine March 07, 2017

pee pants

the pants that you pee in

yooo madisyn just sat on crimson's couch in her pee pants!! crimson is gonna be so mad!!!

by crumsin October 16, 2019

Cheetah pants

When you wait to long to poop and leave dots in your undies.

I had a bad case of cheetah pants the other night.

by NicBri November 27, 2016

rant pant

At the end of a rant when someone needs to catch their breath from exhaustion.

Excuse my rant pant. I still...mean...what I said...

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

Waterproof pants

The type of pants recommended for a bunch of guys who party hard, drink a lot and may hit a pool party or lagoon style jam. It’ll be used to keep their junk from impregnating other girls by mistake, hence the waterproof necessity. Also good for rain.

Yo, these waterproof pants saved me from child support nuff times still.

by Pete442 May 30, 2018