gay children

pets that gay men treat like offspring

Also any pet doted upon by their owners

"Bob, I have to share with you what Binky, my cat, did last night!"
"Harvey, I am sick to death of hearing about your gay children!"

by David Barber September 26, 2005

Gay pass

A gay pass can be defined as when a straight guy partakes in homosexual activivity on one occasion however they retain their straight identity.

Mikey let Michael suck his cock when they were younger which can be defined as a gay pass .

by JokeyjokesMike June 25, 2016

Gay max

1, Maximun level of gayness reached. 2, ancient deity of homosexual atrraction. 3, outcome of a male fetus overloaded with amazing amounts of estrogen. 4. Gayest thing ever. Latin definition. Cabritus marico maximus

¨Gay max drinks the urine in the boys bathroom and is vegetarian¨

by chromosomes YY October 2, 2007

Gay Marriage

Something that should be legal because as long as it doesn't intefer with your life (which it wouldn't) you shouldn't be concerned with it. God loves all his children and that is a fact, but what is not a fact is that NO WHERE in the bible does it SAY "Gay marriage is wrong". Get over yourself uber-conservatives. Let people live their lives, and though I am in fact straight I think gays should be able to be happy.

I'm a priest and totally against the marriage between two men and two women, yet I molest little boys like it's my job!

by A Straight Catholic for Gay Rights May 27, 2005

Rap is gay

Possibly the truest statement ever uttered in the history of the world

1: Rap is gay
2: So true

by Nick (Private Info) January 12, 2008

Gay Focker

"meet the parents movie"
full name: Gaylord Focker

by Big Koz Club September 17, 2003

gay card

A mythical card that is used to indirectly tell someone an action or activity is not typically performed by a straight male. The card is similar to a frequent diner or buyer card where a stamp or hole punch is placed in the card and after so many punches the card is full. A Gay Card is stamped or punched when a man (usually straight) performs a stereotypical gay action such as interior decorating, color coordinating, etc. At a certain point the card is filled and the person is deemed gay.

"Dude, arranging flowers is like two punches in your gay card."

by nick_ga January 19, 2007