suck me sideways

An response to an unexpected turn of events.
Well suck me sideways, gentry made a shot during our chuch ball game!
by ~Tyler Durden December 02, 2005
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tie me down

1. A term that was coined in black culture in reference to a male being controlled by a female significant other

The New Boyz exposed the term through their work entitled "Tie me down"
Person 1: What has happened in your life, good sir? It appears as if your spouse is under full control of your persona and all of your actions.
Person 2: Damn nigg, wud bull shit yo punkass spittin bout me? u ignant as hell. shit. u tryin to say dis woman tie me down? dat's bull.
Person 1: Unfortunately, I cannot quite understand your dialect. However, thanks to Legacy and Ben J. I have a general idea about your frustration towards a respectful man like myself. Yes, I believe she has "tied you down"
by Demonte Jones May 30, 2010
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meet me in the tunnel

A vague phrase used when confrontation is needed between one or more people invovling a confidential matter. The subject of the meeting is usually kept secret until the meeting actually takes place. This provides the element of surprise.
(ring ring ring)

Employee: "Hello?"

Management: "Hey, we need to talk to you. Meet me in the tunnel."

(click - phone hangs up)

Employee: "Hello? Hello?"
by Fistina May 18, 2007
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Pick Me Girl

A pick me girl is a girl who typically hangs out with guys purely because she craves validation from them (often due to daddy issues) she will purposely change her behaviour when around a group of boys and most likely point out your insecurities or secrets you told her personally and make fun of you in-front of them. They will brag about how they are “natural” and how they do things “girls wouldn’t normally do” like claim to skate or play sports. (they most likely suck) they also continuously speak aloud about how “hanging out with guys is easier because its less drama” when in actual fact girls don’t claim her because of how fucking annoying she is and she has lost all of her friends due to the pick me girl exposing them in-front of stupid ass boys. You probably know one in real life. Drop them immediately if they do. This also come from internalised misogyny. Some appear on tik tik, disagreeing with feminist and bashing other women just for them to get some buzz from boys telling her in the comments “we found a good on boys” “woah a funny woman for once” either way stay away from these girls they’re fucking annoying and will literally add to each and every insecurity you have keep your head up queen.
*being nice to your face* *group of boys who probably don't even like her that much come over”

“hiiii guyysss! omg no yeah we were just talking about how *insert name* needs to fix her makeup! yeah like I wouldn’t know because I dont wear ANY makeup like i’m so natural and I’m too busy gaming to wear makeup ahahah!”

Josh : “*under breath* I bet shes not even that good”

Pick me Girl: *touches arm*
“omg josshhh stoppp ahahah stopp no literally like I love minecraft yeah like I found diamonds yesterday like omg like yeah are you proud? *fake laugh* ahaha yeah”

Pick me girl to ‘friend’: I swear like you wear loads of makeup right? omg YEAH its to cover up your ACNE right? yeah my skin is so clear because i clearly dont wear makeup so I DONT have that problem but like yeah you kinda need makeup...i can still kind of see it... *looks to boys for approval”
by dracularua August 11, 2020
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fuck me in the face

A phrase used to express frustration and exasperation at a given situation (most likely a situation in which you are helpless). Similar to fuck me but for the more extreme cases. To be used sparingly, only in occasions deserving of such vulgarity, as not to dull the expression from overuse.
Upon learning that he still has ten more days of school, not two, Rob exclaims, "Fuck me in the face."

(At the student union)
Friend: "Hey, isn't that your ex-boyfriend? The one went all crazy bitch on yesterday? Shit, he's coming over."
Girl: "Dammit I can't handle this. Fuck me in the face."
by CherryQ January 08, 2008
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don't fuck with me

01. Phrase used when you are sick of people's shit.
2. Phrase used when you don't know what the motives, benefits, or prerogative is of a person or group of people.
3. Phrase used when one can't see to wrap their brain around what the fuck is actually going on with a certain situation and no one else has any means to effectively communicate.
by PineappleJuice March 14, 2015
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No one asked me

Quite possibly the best answer to use when confronted about something you knew about but were not questioned about.
Person 1~You knew Bobby stole my car?
Person 2~Yeah.
Person 1~Why didn't you tell me!? We've been going crazy trying to find out who did it!
Person 2~No one asked me.
by Miss Potato Head September 12, 2010
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