cunty fuck

used as a curse when something doesn't go right. or when there's a mishap.

*drops earring in toilet*
"oh you cunty fuck"

by fuckyourwhore September 5, 2006

Fucking Monkey

>n. (pl. Fucking Monkeys)
2 The Nature Conservancy organization revealed to the scientific community in February 8, 2010 that Pan pugus is actually a parasitic mammalian organism that latches on to a desired target. Behavioural analysts of the Nature Conservancy published an article denouncing the species to be a "pest to wildlife, even humans." At maturity, the Fucking Monkey metamorphoses its anatomical structure into a horrendous appearance, and begins looking for a "mate" (prey). If the prey is Homo sapien, the Fucking monkey proceeds to figuratively "latch on" to its target, and siphons time, and capital slowly. The unfortunate victim will not realize malevolent effects until all his or her time and capital have been siphoned away. Pan pugnus will then "break up", or latch off from its victim. Finished prey will be nothing but a shell, and may be emotionally unstable, until companions console him or her.

Me - "That Fucking Monkey is so ugly..."

You - "It's because it metamorphosed."

Me - *vomit*

by GorlamiMargarettiDominic February 9, 2010

pudge fuck

very much like titty fucking except the man inserts his penis between 2 rolls of fat on a woman's body (usually between love handles and belly fat) and fucks it.

"You're about a Twinkie away from a pudge fuck, you should go on a diet."

by sagegage October 11, 2007

Fuck girl

A femal equivalent to a fuck boy, but this bitch will fuck with your mind, best friends and feelings. Usually will claim she's not a hoe, but no one can say they really know if the rumours are true about this dark horse. Tends to go for best friends consecutively, stringing them along until someone else takes her fancy. Is never actually in a committed relationship because the girl rates herself too highly. Usually gets bored of a boy when he's just admitted that he's in love with her, leaving the poor sucker heart broken and with a significantly damaged ego. But the dude will be too ashamed to let known he got played by the hoe his mates warned him about, allowing that fine piece of ass to go on fucking with the rest of her unsuspecting victims.

"Yeah so I've been talking to this girl beth, really think I'm falling for her."

"one with the bum right? Nah, mate wot an absolute fuck girl, she was only talking to my man ben last week!"

by opxrrb June 17, 2016

Fuck Gnome

An term used in extreme annoyance and fury to an individual exhibiting the characteristics of an obnoxious asshole, while being extremely unattractive, almost troll-like. A term first used in the early 60's to exemplify individuals who engaged in unprotected sex with many partners while being unable to afford devices for hair-removal. Over the years the term has varied in accordance with each generatonal use. From the late 70's to the mid 90's the term was once again changed to describe an extremely unattractive male actor in pornography, coined by comedian Pablo Garcia in his usual stand-up routine.

"Baby shut the fuck up, you fuckin Fuck Gnome, Damn!!!"

by Pab G. October 20, 2008

brutal as fuck

Something which is incredibly brutal.

This movie is brutal as fuck.

The steel plate in my skull is brutal as fuck.

by 1281536815667≡Aug April 29, 2011

fucking bang

1) Used to announce your profound agreement with a statement.

2) To acknowledge that something someone recommended is really good.

1)
a: "I think that Daft Punk are a good band"
b: "fucking bang"

2)
a: "You should listen to Harder, Better, Stronger, Faster"
b: "ok"
2 weeks later
a: "did you listen to Harder, Better, Stronger, Faster?"
b: "Yeah, fucking bang!"

by Grogberg March 19, 2008