blue magic beans

Blue xanax pills that are shaped like beans.

Kevin: Hey, you got any of those little blue magic beans you could part with?
Blake: Not on me, but my aunt could hook you up.

by AlexanderTheNeander April 17, 2013

Oakdale Bean Dip

When you have your girl eat a whole bunch of beans and then do her in the butt. Then you try to fish out the beans with your member and then use the beans in a dip and eat it with your partner.

Lyndell - "Honey what do you want to do for dinner tonight?"
Ashley - "I just thought we would stay in and have some Oakdale Bean Dip"
Dave - "Oh!!! Can I have some?!?"

by BigDikBandit May 3, 2010

Puerto Rican Bean Dipper

To place ones testicle inside anothers anus, then after removal having your scrotum cleaned off by use of tongue from a helpful stranger.

Making hot love with the addition to a puerto rican bean dipper with a Hawaiian woman is always delightful becuase the sweet pineapple remains in her stool.

by The Hardbod July 16, 2008

Who stole my beans

it was me hahahhhahahahaah

person 1: who stole my beans?
Person 2: it was me

by ilovedigbicks23234 May 9, 2022

beans have been split

when the truth has been revealed.

Ibby: do you even know a Sarah?

Melenia: nope!!

Ibby: so the beans have been split!

by anonymous November 5, 2023

National Bean Dip Day

On April 12 you get to bean dip anyone of your choice. You may bean dip UNLIMITED times with no coming back. Prepare to be bean dipped!!!

Its national bean dip day boys who trying to get dipped

by BeanDipKing69 May 25, 2018

Leon my bean jealous

It's been 47 days yet I can't get you off my mind even though you have a girlfriend because I love you to the moon and back. No seriously I even love you to Pluto and back but you don't love me too, I would give up everything for you but you won't do that too, I just wanna kiss and hug you, I wanna reassure you, tell you that you'll be alright and that I love you, well anyway this is the message I was going to send you, I guess it's pointless now tho as if you saw it you would probably show her, your girlfriend I mean, oh god I'm jealous of her, she's so beautiful and kind and most of all she has you and your precious addictive heart.

I'm guessing you found this from searching Leon my bean but instead you've got Leon my bean jealous sorry x.

by His_beanie July 13, 2023