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Oakdale Bean Dip

When you have your girl eat a whole bunch of beans and then do her in the butt. Then you try to fish out the beans with your member and then use the beans in a dip and eat it with your partner.
Lyndell - "Honey what do you want to do for dinner tonight?"
Ashley - "I just thought we would stay in and have some Oakdale Bean Dip"
Dave - "Oh!!! Can I have some?!?"
by BigDikBandit May 3, 2010
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blue magic beans

Blue xanax pills that are shaped like beans.
Kevin: Hey, you got any of those little blue magic beans you could part with?
Blake: Not on me, but my aunt could hook you up.
by AlexanderTheNeander April 17, 2013
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Puerto Rican Bean Dipper

To place ones testicle inside anothers anus, then after removal having your scrotum cleaned off by use of tongue from a helpful stranger.
Making hot love with the addition to a puerto rican bean dipper with a Hawaiian woman is always delightful becuase the sweet pineapple remains in her stool.
by The Hardbod July 16, 2008
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National Bean Dip Day

On April 12 you get to bean dip anyone of your choice. You may bean dip UNLIMITED times with no coming back. Prepare to be bean dipped!!!
Its national bean dip day boys who trying to get dipped
by BeanDipKing69 May 25, 2018
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cool beans hot rice

A phrase only legends say when there kinda chill about a situation and want to move forward , it’s like a calm way of saying yup that’s cool let’s move on
Molly : can I have an autograph I want to be like you when I’m older

Tilly: yeah sure peasant cool beans hot rice

Molly: do you wanna grab lunch

Tilly: yeah sure cool beans hot rice

Molly : did you steal my mums wedding dress
Tilly : yeah yeah cool beans hot rice
by Yllit April 6, 2020
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Chocolate Covered Coffee Bean

When a dude lies on his back underneath a glass table and a girl sits on the glass table with her butt cheeeks pressed to the glass table and flicks the bean while taking a dump on the glass table.
At Starbucks the other day I asked for a chocolate covered coffee bean at the recommendation of a friend. The Barista ran my credit card for $500 and proceeded to disrobe, press the ham, flick the bean and poop out the ham while I watched from below. Def got a semi.
by RodgerBirthCanal May 20, 2017
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National Jelly Bean Day

On April 22nd! Don't forget to celebrate :)

Also Earth Day and my birthday!
Hey, tomorrow's National Jelly Bean Day! Let's go buy some.
by ToothPasteIceCream December 4, 2020
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