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Dirty Tilde

A person who is better then people who start with the letters S,M,E and N. A “Dirty Tilde” is also the baddest bich on earth.
“She is such a Dirty Tilde
by Dragonslayer113 April 14, 2020
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Dirty Anca

The very seductive and convincing act of pretending to be an innocent angelic girl but truly being absolutely overriden with smut fantasies about Faeries demons and koreans.
"Hey Steve, are you pulling a Dirty Anca with that chick youre trying to sleep with?"
"No Ian its a dude."
by SweatyCamel September 7, 2021
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dirty kirsty

When a guy fucks you while you're on your period then dick slaps you in the forehead so you resemble Simba.
Wow, she just got Dirty Kirsty'd.
by Ssshane April 6, 2020
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dirty imogen

A dirty imogen is a type of Imogen. She's dirty because of her dirty mind but that leads her to be absolutely brilliant under the covers 😉
person 1:" I had sex last night"
person 2:"was she good?"
person 1:"damn right! She was a dirty imogen !"
by Jethrooo June 19, 2020
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Dirty Marlene

Dirty Marlene

When you're so hot and your ass wiggles when you walk, your G String shows through your skirt..but your booty is fly.
Damn that Dirty Marlene makes me wanna cry wid all dat jiggle
by Mistress Zappy June 12, 2020
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Dirty Octopus

A "Dirty Octopus" occurs when one has heaving bouts of diarrhea mixed with a lack of common decency and access to a (preferably crowded) swimming pool. Much like an octopus uses it's "ink" as a self defense/camouflaging mechanism, the subhuman who leaves a "Dirty Octopus" in the pool does so via projectile diarrhea whilst swimming below the surface thus leaving an ever expanding, anal shite cloud behind in their damaging wake causing inordinate amounts of psychically traumatic, human collateral damage.
Ah dude! I was holding my breath underwater when Dan blew a Dirty Octopus at me!!!
by The Somnambulist & Fast Reggie December 2, 2013
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Dirty Hoffman

A sexual encounter, a generally heterosexual but could be a homosexual as well; where as the large toe is inserted, with significant force, into their partners anus. So much force it causes the receiver uncontrollably twitch their eye and breath out heavily.
Bonus points are granted for the Dirty Hoffman if one or both of the participants lick the “black gold” off of the toe afterward.
Stephan wanted to do something new and asked his wife if she wanted to partake in the Dirty Hoffman, at first, she declined due to his long un-kept toe nails. She proceeded due to her undeniable craving for the “Black Gold”.
by Rotten Tuna April 22, 2022
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