apple chunker

One who chunk's apples across room's while ejaculating wild piranhas.

Griffin is such an apple chunker at school.

by George Binger August 31, 2016

apple hugger

A person that is in love with apple products.

You are such a apple hugger . You are always putting down android phones.

by Greg Dilone Jr October 18, 2015

Purple Apple

A giant testicle

Omg my dick appointment had the biggest purple apple I've ever seen

by Flappypengoo September 27, 2021

Apple Prayer

A subconcious train of thought that expresses admiration for Apple products. Often recited in high school hallways, college campuses, and fat commutes.

The Apple Prayer: "Airpods have changed my life; Please end my strife with a new Apple Watch. Thank you, god, for Apple Cash. Oh, lmao, Siri's trash."

Damian gave an Apple Prayer before his exam.

by nolandc October 2, 2019

apple

what the fuck are you doing looking up apple, it’s a damn fruit

why should you need to know what apple is on urban dictionary

by yrou’e November 29, 2020

Bone apple tea

Y'all stop slandering my language. It's bon appétit not bone apple tea or bone apple teeth or idk what bitches it's Bon appétit, get it right. Fucking Americans I swear y'all ruin everything.

"Wow you're such a good cook babe. Well bone apple tea I guess?"

"IT'S BON APPÉTIT BITCH IM GETTING A DIVORCE. JE HAIS LES AMÉRICAINS "

by Frenchhoeing December 18, 2016

Apple Bapples

a more sophisticated term for the American restaurant chain “Applebee’s”. only to be used in passing by the nerdiest, best of folk.

“i’m at apple bapples”

by muddyhobbit May 22, 2025