You love Taylor Swift or you are a wet jet that.. you know what i mean OR you at literally a swiffer wet jet,
by Maaaaddddiiiiiheheheheheh December 30, 2023
Get the Swiffer wet jetmug. It's when you're taking a girl from behind, you're about to finish, and you pull out. But instead of finishing, you pour piping hot Quaker Oats on her back and warn her about diabetes.
Oh man, I was having a late breakfast of some oatmeal when my girl woke up DTF. It was hard to stop but I couldn't resist giving her the old Wet Wilford Brimley.
by Steele, Jim November 24, 2023
Get the Wet Wilford Brimleymug. by Variant_D June 20, 2016
Get the wet gemmug. Saying this means that someone is currently feeding holy water to someone’s mom using the following emojis... peace hand symbol, water emoji and a mother feeding her baby.
by Mikel Krist May 30, 2021
Get the peace wet mommug. the act of masturbating while crying, happens when you're fapping to some really fucked up shit or you're just sad and horny
person A: "bruh you good?"
person B: "yeah why?"
person A: "dude i heard you wet fapping last night"
person B: "..."
person A: "..."
person B: "yeah why?"
person A: "dude i heard you wet fapping last night"
person B: "..."
person A: "..."
by zero two's darling July 13, 2021
Get the wet fapmug. by Sparkle King April 24, 2019
Get the Wet Sparklemug. wet douche = when you cant describe someone , HAVE NO WORDS FOR THEM, ""a female in question"" who DID YOU WRONG (AND TOOK AWAY ONE OF YOUR ONLINE ACCTS) AND YOU WANNA MAKE THEM LOOK BAD, OR TALK SMACK ABOUT THEM IN PUBLIC, (TALKING SMACK / AKA TALKING SHIT ABOUT THEM) THIS FEMALE WHO DID YOU WRONG AND OR DESTROYED ONE OF YOUR ONLINE ACCOUNTS, YOU CALL THEM A ""WET DOUCHE"" - FOR FEMALES ONLY
SHE DELETED MY FUCKING ACCT BEHIND MY BACK , AND PISSED ME OFF, AND NOW I FUCKING HATE HER!! AND NOW SHES A WET DOUCHE
by lesser of 2 eviles September 2, 2015
Get the WET DOUCHEmug.