ur mom

when somebody wants to fuck your mom they say this

teacher - "omg hi!!! I missed you how were you?"
her friend - "ur mom"

by Scarlet][Queen September 2, 2022

Ur mom

Ur mom is an epic comeback to use against someone. It will catch then off guard not will not know how to respond.
Ur mom use it while you can.

Tommy "I wonder who smells like raw fish"
Jimmy "I bet it's Daniel"
Daniel "no, it's ur mom"

by pseudooym June 7, 2022

ur mom

ur mom

ur mom is gay

by thtsb gay November 8, 2022

shut ur heck

basically means shut up

Person 1: Imagine being gay
Person 2: Shut ur heck

by anonymous April 17, 2022

Ur sister a mister

An insult known and feared by all of mankind and even god himself... An insult so powerful and so great it could destroy life as we know it. One of the only insults more powerful than ur mom gae

Below we shall see but mortal a man attempt to use this insult against another though be warned life... may go extinct

john: Hey mike!
Mike: yeah what is it John?
John: ur mom gae
Mike: pathetic!
also mike: UR DAD LESBIAN!
John: ur brother a mother
Mike: you have forced me to use my ultimate power...
john: NO! MIKE DONT DO IT!!!!!
Mike: ur sister A Mister
(the solar system gets torn into pieces and life as we know it dies)

NOW BUT ONE MAN STANDS AND HIS NAME SHALL FOREVER BE FEARED AND WORSHIPPED!!!! A MAN SO POWERFUL GOD HIMSELF PISSED HIMSELF.

by tuu0prartf April 30, 2019

Ur Mom

"Ur Mom" is a compound word specifically used for a filler in sentences.

woman: Jeff, what are you doing?
man: UR MOM
woman: ...

by iliterallydontknowwhattowrite November 3, 2022

Ur bro a hoe

Derogatory phrase used to completely shut down a roasting battle. Stemming from the classic ur mom gay and other similar phrases.

Ryan: Ur mom gay
Kevin: Ur dad lesbian
Josh: Ur bro a hoe

by crustmeister May 11, 2018