banana

a dick with a skin disease that turns the skin yellow, also have a weirdly long shaped foreskin on top

Woman: "Unzip"
Man: I have a banana in there I'm so sorry
Woman: Don't worry babe, I have an apple ;)

by IdioticboiLmao1! September 9, 2020

banana

a long curved stick of pale, yellow squishy stuff that is encased in a thick, skin-like layer of peel. The squish is compacted to be a solid object, but when pressure is applied by a fork it will instantly collapse into mush.

WARNING: while bananas are microwave safe, they ARE NOT dishwasher compatible

my son was choking on a whole banana, so I stuck a fork down his throat and the banana turned to much and traveled safely down his esophagus

by #barnibussssss(uknowit) September 12, 2020

Banana bolt

A frenzied rush on the final day of a SCRUM sprint cycle to complete all stories before time runs out.

Don't disturb the engineering team today, they've got to banana bolt if they're going to finish all of their issues before sprint planning this afternoon.

by Mathacre September 15, 2020

banana bread head

When the banana bread is just so gooey that you put it in your mouth and suck a fat cock

“Man Taylor gives the best banana bread head”

by taylork18853 September 15, 2020

Hostile banana

A big, fully erect cock that Choke's any girl that deep throat it.

I made Sara choke on my big, hostile banana.

by Rick wtb dick September 15, 2020

banana

gross fruit tastiest like pale yellow cum chalk

ew this is so gross
it's probably a banana

by georgefaxel September 23, 2020

banana paci

Eating a banana to boost your electrolytes, especially potassium, so you don't end up in the hospital. Typically utilized when partying hardcore.

Somebody get this fag a banana paci before we have to call 911.

by jLegend September 26, 2020