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Rockstar Syndrome

Someone who is very popular, well loved, and often a social butterfly that is often if not always overcome with terrible feelings of loneliness even in a room of adoring fans.
This party would be awesome if I could just shake this Rockstar Syndrome.
by RosaSparks420 June 10, 2018
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Walrus Syndrome

Walrus Syndrome is when you have the ability to impregnate a woman with 10 or more children at once. In my case, I impregnated a woman with 200+ kids.
Oh fuck, I think I have walrus syndrome because I fucked this girl and now she's got like 200+ kids. Blimy
by Ur nan678 April 14, 2019
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Begum Syndrome

Symptoms: Having friends one day then not having any the next day.
Unknown cause

Likely also observed with random lisps which don’t match conventional lisp pattern. I.e. one would say schtay as opposed stay.

Not to be confused with Shamima Begum syndrome which involves fleeing to Syria then wanting to return without any remorse or sympathy.
Dude 1: “Damn that girl talks funny and she’s a bit weird uno”
Dude 2: “Stop bro! She suffers from Begum syndrome”
Dude 1: “Arrrrr makes sense, of course!”
by ItsYourGirlShagufta March 14, 2019
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Yolanda Syndrome

A syndrome discovered by the upcoming artist "Yoyo Nosa" that is a life phenomenon of everything going wrong if it can. Carriers of the Yolanda syndrome often experience ungodly amounts of misfortune on a weekly basis. So much that they eventually come to terms with their misfortune and gain the power to foresee it.
My ice cream fell on a tar road before I could open my car door, I must be experiencing the Yolanda Syndrome.

Some crazy driver wrecked my car my first day on the road, this has to be the Yolanda syndrome!

Costco was giving out sample cookies but the man in front of me got the last one for the week, must be the Yolanda syndrome I've been having.
by Truedattruedat June 21, 2017
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Isaiah-syndrome

That awkward silence when you're in a group conversation, but someone kills it.
Wow, this is Isaiah-syndrome, someone please give me the mic???!!!
by Blazesfolife June 14, 2016
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Danisbel Syndrome

1. Mental person that is incapable of resisting the urge to go to Disney and play with her kittens.

2. Someone who is addicted to sexual intercourse that involves harsh treatment such as slapping, biting, anal fisting/vaginal fisting, handcuffs, vaginal clamps, and choking.
1. "Hey danisbel, my grandmother died last night, would you mind coming to her funeral with me?'
"No thanks, i'd rather spend the day at Disney with my kittens."
"Classic Danisbel syndrome.."

2. "Daddy you're not doing it right, you're supposed to put your whole arm inside not just your fist."
"I knew she was infected with Danisbel sydrome.."
by stephanierabbit June 13, 2016
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Stacpoole Syndrome

An insult for when somebody says something so unexplainably stupid.
Nobody is that stupid he must have Stacpoole Syndrome
by starkpool December 7, 2019
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