School Diet 

What happens a few weeks into school for a lot of girls.

Skipping breakfast, having a small lunch (i.e. granola bar), and having a small, quick dinner or none at all. Frequently school diet sufferers actually forget to eat for days at a time. Similar to anorexia.

Makes you tired, but has the benefit of weight loss.

Jess: Oh my gosh, how are you so skinny? You never work out or anything!

Kayla: I'm on the school diet, duh!

School Diet by freshanon August 11, 2010

School Stoned 

The act of being just the right amount of high, to be at school and not look like a retard.

"Wanna smoke?"
-Chris
"Yeah, but I only wanna get school stoned"
-Garrett

School Stoned by School Stoner October 2, 2010

School Bathroom

A school bathroom is a horribly disgusting place. There is a ton of graffiti, stall doors that don’t lock, the stall itself has crap everywhere, some idiot peed in the sinks and they are overflowing, and used toilet paper is strewn about.

The school bathroom was gross

School Bathroom by curlypoo December 24, 2020

School threat 

When someone does any violent or aggressive in any manner

Josh Rhys and Corey shooting 3s
Rhys air balls and gets josh in a choke hold
Corey: woah Rhys you school threat

School threat by Goman the threat May 28, 2021

School supplies 

Guns

I not going to school all of next week John

Why

Steve’s been acting weird I think he may bring school supplies

School supplies by S.p.e.c.I.a.l. June 4, 2021

School Mailbox 

A school hoe who is after all men or mails which go into the school mailbox

She is such a school mailbox

School Mailbox by Vqisr October 21, 2021

School Bell

The school bell apparently doesn't dismiss you. The teacher does. So you stay your ass in that hallway until your teacher comes and tells it's time for class.

Teacher: Sit down! The school bell doesn't dismiss you! I do!
Student: Then the bell shouldn't decided when the hell I come to class!

School Bell by TheCrazyMadHatter February 7, 2017