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cold potato

seeing who can keep the coldest potato in your refrigerator in their hands for the longest time possible
cold potato is very fun!
by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025
mugGet the cold potatomug.

Potato sacked

When a football quarterback gets hit by two linemen. One hits the quarterback in the legs from the front, while the other hits the quarterback in the back from behind.
That quarterback got potato sacked on third and long!
by Baloriolefan October 6, 2019
mugGet the Potato sackedmug.

Potato

was once the lord of all things till a gigantic famine hit its homeland dwindling its population to nothing. Potatoes are still extremely strong and could even go toe to toe with Shaggy in a battle but their numbers has dwindled.
shaggy: is that a p-potato...
potato: yes shaggy its time to battle
shaggy: finally a worthy opponent
by potato447 March 5, 2019
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potato

Potato: a large stone, edible, beige tinted, acne, can be eaten in many ways, irish ☘️, could contain poision- also my god, i praise and bow to the potato, the potato is my hero, my idol, my inspiration, my everything, potato’s will be the last specie to survive climate change- because they are inevitable 👌🏻
Potato-

“ hey girl..”

“ *cough cough * excuse me did you just say - girl- did you just assume my GENDER”

“ I’m so sorry, what do you identify as?”

“ a potato “
by That_artsyweirdo November 6, 2019
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potato

Not a penis, it is a food item
Stop looking at my penis. Its a penis , not a potato
by 13 man June 27, 2022
mugGet the Potatomug.

Growing potatoes in the backyard

When you have genital warts growing in or around your asshole
Hey I heard Alec starting growing potatoes in the backyard after he got caught soliciting male prostitutes
mugGet the Growing potatoes in the backyardmug.

Hot Potato

A hot girl who has the personality of a potato
Jessica is hot, but she has no personality. She a hot potato
by Jwidhdisndh July 2, 2020
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