penis flytrap

A vagina that was shaved several days previous to intercourse and therefore has short, sharp, stubby pubic hairs. Before her vagina is wet enough to enter, the male attempts to stick his penis in and the vagina lips cave in around the cap/shaft of the penis, thus scratching the cap/shaft of the penis with the short, sharp, stubby pubes. The situation resembles that of a venis flytrap closing around its prey. Hysterical? Me thinks so.

"Hey do you remember Mandy from barnes and noble? yeah man I got her to come over last night, but I didn't get her warmed up enough and that biddie's snatch penis flytrapped me."

"Dude, that's no good. Ya gotta put a little work in before putting it in. You're better than that."

<sigh> "I know man, I know."

by BdazzL March 22, 2007

saxaphone penis

(n) male sex organ which has become deformed into a shape resembling that of a saxaphone due to habitually jerking off.

The urban dictionary editor developed saxaphone penis from pounding his tool 13 times a day.

by scut monkey August 11, 2009

cherry penis

When you get done fucking and she on her period.

Person 1: How was it with Shelly
Person 2: All was well til she gave me a cherry penis

by RebelliousGamer April 21, 2018

Porcupine Penis

When a guys penis is completely surrounded by his pubic hair that you can barely see his penis.

Yo my sister's boyfriend has a Porcupine Penis. Walked in on them banging and I couldn't even see his tip...

by DaddieDoWerk December 2, 2015

Penis Boop

Slang used by gay men and your girlfriend because for some reason they have the urge to poke you right in the penis.

"Man my girlfriend/boyfriend came over yesterday and gave me the good old penis boop."

by someguynamedtodd194 November 15, 2018

Penis sorcery

When you cast a spell with your penis.

That was totally penis sorcery.

by I'mJustGonnaBeOverHere September 22, 2016

Penis Picasso

An adult male that has a penchant for sketching crudely drawn pictures of the male genital region. Others around this male(co-workers, wife) may believe he is immature, however he is a borderline genius. These pictures can be left anywhere for others to view. Common places are as follows:

- unattended jacket pocket
- under windshield wipers
- hidden deep in paperwork so it is found much later
- anywhere your imagination takes you

Employee 1: Any idea where this cock and balls drawing came from? It looks like a 5 year old drew it.
Employee 2: Yeah! It probably was Joe he is the office penis picasso, he is his own biggest fan!

by Suck it miller February 6, 2014