Play Cards

A phrase to subtly request sex
Me: I’m bored, do you want to play cards
by The Rizzly Bear July 18, 2023
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To lick your man’s penis, andeat your man’s ass while fingering his penis
She got me off playing the bass clarinet
by Bcmusic July 30, 2025
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play-ratio

The ratio between amount of play (any type of sexual relation) and opportunities to get play fumbled. This number is often uncalculatable and must be positive. Used typically, as an indicator of a man's sexual fitness, although it could circumstantially apply to a woman.
Wow, I missed Sarah's "you up" text, my play-ratio is at an all time low. Why did I have to kill her?
by burlybiker April 24, 2022
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Played

Played(Florida lingo): When he or she realized they fucked up😂💯
Cuhh I left the Grabba at the crib I played🤦🏾 ♂️
by #TankOffdatZaa February 6, 2023
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playing single note

"How I feel after playing a single note on guitar" is a phrase normally accompanied by a caricature of singer-song writer Kurt Cobain, that means that the person saying it feels like they are Kurt Cobain
The joke has been taken further now with people using caricatures of other musicians, normally with a caption along the lines of; "How I feel after playing a single (sound) on (instrument)"
1. How I feel after playing single note on guitar: (Kurt Cobain caricature)

2. How I feel after playing a single beat on drums: (Dave Grohl caricature)

3. How I feel after playing a single G note on piano: (Gerard Way caricature)

etc
by takingbackemily February 19, 2025
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Playing turtle

When you are sitting on a toilet taking a shit, and the piece of shit keeps peeking its head out slightly, and going back in to the asshole despite many attempts to squeeze with your Life Force, to no avail.
When the turd pokes its head out slightly, and then quickly returns to its home: the asshole, it is said the piece of feces is “playing turtle.”
by Proud Posterior April 27, 2024
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Play school

by 459395 February 24, 2022
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