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straight envy

The envy a gay couple had against a straight couple.
"You have Straight Envy! "
by Kingofthemindpalace March 9, 2017
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Power Straight

adj. / noun

(1) A term used to describe a woman—usually in sports or high-level leadership—whose confidence, swagger, and unshakeable dominance in her field make her both intimidating and magnetic. Think of it like a "power suit," but with athleticism and laser focus instead of pinstripes.

(2) Inspired by WNBA sharpshooter Sabrina Ionescu, “Power Straight” references someone (often a woman) who is unmistakably straight but moves through the world with the badass energy, precision, and cool typically reserved for queer icons. She hits threes, shuts down doubters, and doesn’t need to raise her voice to command a room.
“Did you see how Sabrina drained those threes at the All-Star weekend? That’s peak Power Straight energy.”
“She walked into the boardroom like a Power Straight—calm, locked in, zero games.”
by notjoebuck July 31, 2025
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That's Going Straight In My Basket

An Act to pick up something that is necessary, using a funny term in the process
John: Oh look, some Carling! "That's Going Straight In My Basket!"
by twotowers202020 April 28, 2023
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extra straight

Someone that can still dig transsexual so long as the play doesn't get too gay.

Example: Giving bj's
Reach arounds etc.
TSJulie: 😉
StraightGuyJake: Sorry I am Super Straight.
TSJulie: Oh are you sure you aren't even a tiny bit extra???
StraightGuyJake: How much extra are we talking about here something truly tiny or a whole LOAF???
TSJulie: We'll it's pretty tiny but I want you to play with it.
StraightGuyJake: Well Maybe I could be a bit extra straight but I'm definitely not super extra straight!
by PIF01010101010 March 9, 2021
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Straight-uwu

Straight-uwu is a new sexuality that was only recently discovered.
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You are Straight-uwu if you:

Are a softie
Behave way too wholesome
Use UwU unironically
Are objectively cringe
Like the color pink and or rainbows
Make people question your heterosexuality
Are in fact a straight male
Straight-uwu Person: Ok good night, luv u UwU
Straight Person: Bro u gae or somethin'?
Straight-uwu Person: Dude calm down im straight but just a bit uwu
by Cringeologist March 9, 2021
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You’re as straight as your hair

A term used to describe Dylan bebee, (a small penised, pre pubescent man child), when he tries to roast a straight male and you have to remind him of his place in the groups social hierarchy.
Dylan- you so gay michael

-Michael begins to cry..... so does josh in embarrassment for his kind

Daniel- hey Dylan! You’re as straight as your hair!

- Dylan begins to scream and anger as josh not so slyly steals Dylan’s curly fries
by Supperman8383 March 18, 2019
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Straight Pipe

Removing a catalytic converter from a car in order to make it sound faster than it is. Can land you with a Section 59 if the police check under the car.
“That car behind me is deafening, is it an AMG?”

Nah bro, just another idiot who decided to straight pipe his golf.”
by 3Serie March 21, 2023
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