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shit friends

shit friends are a group of 2 or more guys who enjoy sending each other pictures of their shits. Shit friends usually take great pride in their bowel movements and usually have a competitive spirit. They see taking shits as a sport. This continuous back in forth nature that can last up to years. These types often seek other individuals who enjoy sending and receiving pictures of their shits.
Greg: Why the fuck is someone sending you pictures of their shits?
Scott: Oh, thats just Seth, we're shit friends.

(later in the day...)

Scott: Dude that was a huge shit bro!!!
Seth: Its that protein sahn.
Scott: Did you get that pic of mine?? It looked like a dick 'n balls!!! LOL!
by IloveTheNSA February 18, 2014
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Sunday Friend

A person that you're only friends with for a certain time, usually because they're the only person available that you know. If you're only friends with someone at work because you're always around them, they would be your Sunday Friend.
"I'm only friends with Casey at church. She's the only person I know there. I guess she's my sunday friend."
P1: Hey, what's your relationship with P3? You only seem to hang out with them at the mall.
P2: Oh, they're just my sunday friend. She's usually the only person there that I know.
by CandiAnne March 9, 2015
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Friend Girl

A girl in which you share a platonic relationship with, or just a freind
Guy 1: hey is that your girl friend?
Guy 2: naw man that's my friend girl
by shutsde March 21, 2015
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Fritter Friend

A form of friendship with a human that is never-ending, for all time and eternity.
May: I'm so glad you are my Fritter Friend. I love you.

Russell: Yes, we will always be Fritter Friends! I love you too.
by rockisintheair December 6, 2010
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Modern friend

Just gals being pals. Two girls who are clearly dating but people just think they're really close friends.
Girl 1: Yeah she messaged me 'strange question but it looks like you might kiss'... She thought maybe we were just really good modern friends.
by GayDamien69 March 27, 2017
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brooking friend

a friend that stabs you in the back. a friend that dates your ex.
by madtoys101 June 28, 2009
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Chill Friend

Term used for sexual partners that regularly engage in sexual activities with each other, but do not share the usual emotional attachment of a standard boyfriend/girlfriend relationship.

A modern alternative to Fuck Buddy thanks to Netflix and Chill
Person 1: Is that your girl?
Person 2: Nah, she's just my chill friend ;)
Person 1: ooooohhhhh
by Aren't Thou January 23, 2016
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