new jersey 

the most misunderstood place in the world

Are you from Jersey?
Yeah.
Yeah, Jersey Shore fist pump!
No, people from New Jersey don't do that. It's fake it's a tv show and the people aren't even from New Jersey.

new jersey by kittycatxoxo December 13, 2010

New Jersey 

The state where the Statue of Liberty is.

Located within New Jersey waters off Liberty State Park on the 12 acre Liberty Island (...), the Statue of Liberty stands 305'1" from ground to the tip of the torch looking out over NY Harbor.

New Jersey by void_main June 9, 2011

New Orleans 

The biggest, nature-made, above-ground swimming pool in the world.

The Olympic-sized swimming pools are puddles compared to New Orleans.

New Orleans by Peanut Gallery September 25, 2005

new nigger 

White people that recently became niggers. The new niggers consist of everyone that has white skin or thinks of themselves as white.

the powerful & beautiful blacks usually look down on new niggers. They also might call them old niggers. This is because whites were actually the first niggers, Alpha & Omega Niggers.

black person:*watching tv* wow, look at all these new niggers going to the supreme court because some black guys got fireman jobs...

black person2: yah, these dumb-asses are starting to piss me off. Acting like niggers & all....

new nigger by TheLazyGeniuss February 18, 2010

new england 

The only place in the U.S. where people are more full of themselves than Texans.

New England is wicked had in the winta, so theyafoa I'm betta then you!

new england by 'sup P November 16, 2006

New Years Disaster 

When you get really fucked up at new years party and have a great time. Maybe even hit on a couple ladies with some big titties and tell them why you can't have contacts. Then you go down the stairs to relax with some people before the ball drops. Then a little freshman drunk out of their mind comes down the stairs, despite you carefully avoiding and evading her the ENTIRE night. She then sits on your lap and your locked in with no way of getting out of hooking up with her. You then tell her you have no desire in hooking up with her anymore. And she then begins to flip out and spits in your eyeball. Then when the ball drops she turns into an animal and attacks your face with her mouth, I can only make the comparison of her having a seizure in your mouth. Then you leave because your disgusted at what happened, and she goes home and throws up, unfortunately you remember everything that happened in every single detail possible, and she remembers nothing. Especially the spitting in the eyeball. I forgot to mention she also punches you in the stomach like a little ninja, drunk of course.

"Yeah my new years sucked, I had a new years disaster. I had spit in my eye for hours, and pain in my stomach."

New Years Disaster by Nard Dog Bitch February 14, 2010

new jersy 

a tiny little part of new york that thinks its a state (but its realy not)

dude 1 "new jersy is not a state ,and nomater how much we argue its still not a state"

dude 2 "fine, ass hole its not a state"

new jersy by evil girl August 9, 2007