Porn

A website that shows weird things of naked people 18+ only

Kid:can i watch porn
Mom:no its 18+

by sofialowkey December 19, 2021

Parenting porn

Movies , tv and modern fiction like the film “Beautiful Boy “that depict parenting as spoiling kids rotten yet still fretting over doing the right thing for their kids . They show parents showering kids with gifts and money while still wracked with guilt when the kid does wrong .

Did you see the movie “Beautiful Boy”? The dad showers the son with everything including paying tuition room and board through everything yet he still feels guilty the kid is a druggie. It’s real parenting porn.

by Roccolocious December 27, 2020

porn trolled

The act of downloading porn in order to lag the internet connection of your roommate.

Aw man I was trying to play a computer game last night, but the lag was awful because my roommate totally porn trolled me.

by Wulfsten Graves February 14, 2014

Porn

The best ir worst goddamn thing your eyes will see

-ey i just watched some porn dude. And it has the best plot and shit
-ew dude. Porn is for losers

by Im gay and im okay September 7, 2019

Porn

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by NathanJo Tarn February 18, 2022

porn cuddles

A term minted by some west coast swing dancers at a Los Angeles convention in 2023: to cuddle so intensely with the intention of wanting to have sex but never fully engaging sexually with one another, while staying in a cuddle position.

"So did you guy have sex last night? No, just some innocent porn cuddles".

They porn cuddled till they couldn't resist each other any longer!

by ParkHer April 8, 2023

Troll porn

A provocative post where you see a maximum disruption and argument. Finding it enjoyable and pleasurable. Witnessing the art of trolling.

That one post was full of troll porn, couldn't keep my eyes off it.

by Wonder_ May 21, 2016