by Snoozing_my_alarm November 5, 2022
Get the Moneymug. "If you're ME money but if you're other people then it isn't going to solve you problem. Your problem is that you won't accept my ethical framework and BECAUSE YOU WON'T ACCEPT MY ETHICAL FRAMEWORK I get to do whatever I want to you now and enslave you at the level of abstraction!" Jordan Peterson
Hym "You're right! Money won't fix the fact that if God isn't real (as in literally real, like, there is in fact a supernatural entity that both created the universe and spoke to the Jews) the Jews have appointed themselves supreme moral dictator in perpetuity. Money won't fix that. And if you don't submit to the Jews, you having the money will make them unhappy. You don't want the Jews to be unhappy do you? What are you? Some kind of monster? I guess we all have to be a slave to Jewish fear forever and if you say anything bad about the Jews you need to be poor and silenced."
by Hym Iam May 3, 2025
Get the Moneymug. A person that (most of the time) unwillingly takes part in money laundering. It is illegal even if you only take part.
Example 1:
Somebody transfers 10k on your bank account, telling you to keep 10% and transfer the rest on another account
Example 2:
You get a text message on your phone: „Rate these hotels and make 5000$ in an hour“
This COULD be money laundering and clickbait, due to the fact you‘ll get the cash but can only keep 10% for example and transfer the rest.
This makes you a money mule.
What if I keep it?
If you keep the money and dont transfer it to another account many things could happen:
A: You‘ll get flagged as suspicious and your bank account will freeze + legal problems
B: The people that you got the money from threaten you, or report you as suspicious
Example 1:
Somebody transfers 10k on your bank account, telling you to keep 10% and transfer the rest on another account
Example 2:
You get a text message on your phone: „Rate these hotels and make 5000$ in an hour“
This COULD be money laundering and clickbait, due to the fact you‘ll get the cash but can only keep 10% for example and transfer the rest.
This makes you a money mule.
What if I keep it?
If you keep the money and dont transfer it to another account many things could happen:
A: You‘ll get flagged as suspicious and your bank account will freeze + legal problems
B: The people that you got the money from threaten you, or report you as suspicious
by FlyOnTheRegular May 27, 2025
Get the money mulemug. have so much money that one can give some to somebody on demand at once. The possessive adjective may be one's, her, my, our or their as the case may be.
by uttam maharjan March 30, 2010
Get the shake money off his trousersmug. Really cool or funny
Lilly: the traffic is going super slow; I’m doing 55 in a 70. They can definitely speed up.
Tyler: it’s not very cash money of you. You can’t wait for nic
Tyler: it’s not very cash money of you. You can’t wait for nic
by T/R May 13, 2022
Get the Cash Moneymug. It's a stack of cash (usually $100 bills) wrapped in a blue band that you hold up to your ears and pretend it's a phone
by Count Orlok June 9, 2024
Get the blue money phonemug. by MrBottomLicker March 6, 2021
Get the Money Collarmug.