Gay Marriage

Something that should be legal because as long as it doesn't intefer with your life (which it wouldn't) you shouldn't be concerned with it. God loves all his children and that is a fact, but what is not a fact is that NO WHERE in the bible does it SAY "Gay marriage is wrong". Get over yourself uber-conservatives. Let people live their lives, and though I am in fact straight I think gays should be able to be happy.

I'm a priest and totally against the marriage between two men and two women, yet I molest little boys like it's my job!

by A Straight Catholic for Gay Rights May 27, 2005

Rap is gay

Possibly the truest statement ever uttered in the history of the world

1: Rap is gay
2: So true

by Nick (Private Info) January 12, 2008

Gay Focker

"meet the parents movie"
full name: Gaylord Focker

by Big Koz Club September 17, 2003

gay card

A mythical card that is used to indirectly tell someone an action or activity is not typically performed by a straight male. The card is similar to a frequent diner or buyer card where a stamp or hole punch is placed in the card and after so many punches the card is full. A Gay Card is stamped or punched when a man (usually straight) performs a stereotypical gay action such as interior decorating, color coordinating, etc. At a certain point the card is filled and the person is deemed gay.

"Dude, arranging flowers is like two punches in your gay card."

by nick_ga January 19, 2007

gay high

when you do gay acts without realizing because you are completely high

dude you just grabbed my dick. youre gay high

by gayhighasshit November 9, 2009

gay hat

1. A hat of a gay nature in the sense that it is either happy and carefree, ridiculous and stupid, or swings the other way (more than likely a mixture of these three).

2. A hat to be worn by gays ONLY ie people of a homosexual orientation. No exeptions: heterosexuals, bi-sexuals, gay/bi-curious people cannot wear a gay hat. Under penalty of death if this rule is violated. Yes, death.

a) "Oh my, you have such a gay hat!"

b) "Have you seen my gay hat? I need it for the seminar, woman!"

by Zelda199 January 18, 2007

Musically gay

When a person usually only enjoys musical artists or bands in which the singer is of the same sex as said person.

Guy1: What kind of music do you like?
Guy2: I like bands that have guy singers, not chick singers, regardless of how hot the female singer may be.
Guy1: You're musically gay.
Guy2: And damn proud!

by FONtheCON April 13, 2008