mini couch fucker

Not unlike a couch fucker; however, the individual prefers intercourse with smaller couches.

Hey mini couch fucker! Try this one on for size!

by Burritowang May 14, 2016

Ho Hum Mother Fucker

Typically a co-worker with no innovation while carrying out their tasks. Someone happy with the status quo with no thoughts about how to improve.

"How was Greg's presentation?"
"How do you think? That ho hum mother fucker hasn't changed it in years!"

by Justanobody714 January 18, 2017

thumb detecting nut fucker

A Thumb detecting nut fucker is like the normal nut fucker just with a separate face for general hammering and bashing thus like any hammer it likes to hit your thumb.

If you can't loosen the bolt just give it a good whack with the old Thumb detecting nut fucker.

by lembnau February 1, 2017

cum guzzling chicken fucker

The word my husband uses to describe me when I decide to annoy him

You cum guzzling chicken fucker! Get the fuck out of here!

by Cumchicken October 8, 2017

mother bitch fucker

that one friend that spills your pop and says oops didn't see any faggs around had to fuck with you.

1. hey karl is a "mother bitch fucker"

2. this "mother bitch fucker" knocked over my damn hair product and broke it.

by itsdapussinator October 31, 2017

taco eating fucker

Some one tht loves tacos but don't want to admit it

That Mexican is a taco eating fucker

by Mexicans for lif3 December 4, 2017

Salty Mother Fucker

Allan Green aka. Pricey

Oh look at that salty mother fucker, oh yeah you mean Pricey aka alphagolf90

by Consuela Banana Hammock February 3, 2018