19 dolla fortnite card

"the Childs dream" as the 5 yr-old bitchs like to say, they go to the parents and beg dem parents until they are so bad they need to get adopted.

Mum, can i get a 19 dolla fortnite card plz.

Proceeds to be sent to orphanage

by Envyingdeeznuts69 December 4, 2021

Fortnite

Fortnite is the most gay game that has ever been made. It's a shitty copy of PUBG wich is a far more better game.
Posting your fortnite win on Snapchat immidetaly removes your girlfriend.

~Did u know?~ Playing fortnite is a better birth control than condoms.

Daniel: Hey, wanna get online and play some fortnite?!
Matt: No, it's gay and homosexuality is a sin.

Michelle: Hey boyfriend, wanna fuck?
Gay retard: Sorry Honey, Imma play some fortnite with the boys.

by SIX-TEN March 22, 2018

Fortnite

Fortnite is a bad game.

Guy: Fortnite is bad.

by Domin0sPizz4 April 6, 2019

Fortnite Battle pass

I just shitted up my ass, I want a fortnite battlepass. If your girl buys you a fortnite battle pass you're instantly engaged unless she denies

Bro, my future wifey bought me the Fortnite BattlePass Now i gotta rape her grandma
She bought me a fortnite battle pass and now we have to get married

by Negrohunter87 November 11, 2022

Fortnite queso

When a girl puts cheese in her cooter and queefs it out

Dude Jessica made a bomb fortnite queso last night

by Deo demon January 22, 2022

Fortnite

Fortnite is a bitch game about zombies and killing each other, it’s boring, play Minecraft, it’s about building, surviving, killing monsters with your friends. Fortnite copyrights dancing and shit from other game, I mean haven’t you noticed the revive card was stolen from Apex Legends where you get someone’s banner card or something then bring it to a revive thing? (I forgot what it was called but I think you get it by now)

Guy #1: I hate fortnite, what other game should I play?
Guy #2: Minecraft
Guy #1: I thought it was dead
Guy #3: they added foxes and raiders
Guy #1: *runs faster than you can say supercalifragalisticespialodotious*

by A man with high standards July 27, 2019

Fortnite kid

A kid that has never seen the light of day

The fortnite kid didn’t go outside

by art_life_09 April 15, 2022