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blue magic beans

Blue xanax pills that are shaped like beans.
Kevin: Hey, you got any of those little blue magic beans you could part with?
Blake: Not on me, but my aunt could hook you up.
by AlexanderTheNeander April 17, 2013
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Oakdale Bean Dip

When you have your girl eat a whole bunch of beans and then do her in the butt. Then you try to fish out the beans with your member and then use the beans in a dip and eat it with your partner.
Lyndell - "Honey what do you want to do for dinner tonight?"
Ashley - "I just thought we would stay in and have some Oakdale Bean Dip"
Dave - "Oh!!! Can I have some?!?"
by BigDikBandit May 3, 2010
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Puerto Rican Bean Dipper

To place ones testicle inside anothers anus, then after removal having your scrotum cleaned off by use of tongue from a helpful stranger.
Making hot love with the addition to a puerto rican bean dipper with a Hawaiian woman is always delightful becuase the sweet pineapple remains in her stool.
by The Hardbod July 16, 2008
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Leon my bean jealous

It's been 47 days yet I can't get you off my mind even though you have a girlfriend because I love you to the moon and back. No seriously I even love you to Pluto and back but you don't love me too, I would give up everything for you but you won't do that too, I just wanna kiss and hug you, I wanna reassure you, tell you that you'll be alright and that I love you, well anyway this is the message I was going to send you, I guess it's pointless now tho as if you saw it you would probably show her, your girlfriend I mean, oh god I'm jealous of her, she's so beautiful and kind and most of all she has you and your precious addictive heart.
I'm guessing you found this from searching Leon my bean but instead you've got Leon my bean jealous sorry x.
by His_beanie July 13, 2023
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beans have been split

Ibby: do you even know a Sarah?

Melenia: nope!!

Ibby: so the beans have been split!
by anonymous November 5, 2023
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Green de la Bean

1. The notorious anthropomorphic green bean who roams the internet, wanting to prank users into looking at pictures at him.
2. To prank someone by blaring a bass-boosted version of a hip hop song, specifically "U Guessed It" by OG Maco.
3. Another word for green beans, used by sophisticated individuals, or cool kids.
1. You: *Notices vague title* Hm, seems obvious. *Clicks, gets shocked* Oh no! Green de la Bean strikes again!
Green de la Bean: You just got beaned, u friccin moron!

2. Johnny: *Whispers* Okay, here comes Charlie.
Charlie: *Walks by* Hey, Johnny!
Johnny: *Turns up radio*
OG Maco: BITCH U GUESSED IT
Charlie: *Runs away screaming*
Johnny: I just green de la beaned him! Funny guy! X3

3. Me, an intellect: Yes, I would like some steak with green de la beans, sir.
Waiter: Coming right up.
by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 27, 2018
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National Jelly Bean Day

On April 22nd! Don't forget to celebrate :)

Also Earth Day and my birthday!
Hey, tomorrow's National Jelly Bean Day! Let's go buy some.
by ToothPasteIceCream December 4, 2020
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