Brain Fart

When your in mid-conversation and... Damn!! I forget what I was gonna say!

I can't give one because I forget what I was talking about... Duh!! Sorry everyone!

BRAIN FART!!

by scrale May 2, 2014

cannon fart

A fart that sounds like a cannon blast and leaves your asshole at such a rapid speed that it shoots out a hard round nugget of feces like a cannon ball

*guy farts*
Girl: oh what hit me?
Boy: I just cannon farted on you! That was a cannon ball of my shit that hit you!

by Hymenpunisher November 17, 2014

starch fart

farts from eating to many mash potatoes, normally has mild to low scent. fart tip of the day mashpotoes starch stench is encased, only when you clap near your ass will the fart smell

(steve is driving on highway tom in passenger seat)
tom- we should get off at exit 29
steve-i just farted
tom- how come i dont smell it
steve- starch fart
tom- gottcha

by rawdogkilla November 9, 2013

Ketchup Fart

When a ketchup bottle is nearly empty and you squeeze it to try to get what little is left out, but most of what comes out is just air and a few drops of ketchup.

Last night we grilled burgers, but we neglected to make sure we had enough ketchup for everyone, so when I was putting ketchup on mine the bottle was almost empty and I squeezed it as hard as I could, but most of what I got was just ketchup farts.

by awmm June 2, 2015

Flash fart

When you take a flash photo of someone while they are sleeping right before or after someone farted so they wake up to a fart sound and/or smell

She's giving you that look that Tony had on his face after I flash farted him and he yawn-gagged. It's like you're her nightmare in smell form.

by Jestah November 18, 2016

tub fart

A tub fart is a total joke of a person too stupid to ever take seriously that deserves to be mocked and put in their place.

A real stink of a person, a total fucking idiot, a moron, a twonk

"Did you hear what Tomi Lahren said today?"
"No way I don't waste my time with that tub fart"

by Cascadian_Underground April 3, 2019

steam farts

Farts that warm your bootyhole while the gas is passing through the fart box.

Last night I was sitting on Chris’s lap and I had steam farts! It my my
Booty warm.

by Trinacleana May 17, 2018