Egg

A term usually used to refer to an absolute idiot, especially of Iranian descent. An egg will often attempt to act intimidating, or even smart, but all such attempts are fruitless. An egg’s body follows its head, mainly because of its skull being full of rock.

“Bro, what’s the deal with that idiot who walks with his head?”
“Bro, I’m pretty sure he an egg.”

by samuelli February 28, 2019

Egg Plant

Where anything that makes you look like an eggplant

Sergio Blanco is an egg plant because he where a purple hoodie

by Dylan Drye April 26, 2019

egg-charmed

A person that has hopelessly fallen in love with an eggie.

It took me a while to realize that I had already been egg-charmed by her.

by Dspeedster August 5, 2021

Mr Egg

a wonderful among us bean in the seiries GameToons, which is a shitty animation and storytelling company that likes money. mr egg is an amazing, british, pink/orange/maroon, cute among us character in among us logic. a seires that wasnt shit.

human 1: my favorite character in aul is mr egg!
human 2: didnt he replace mr cheese?
human 1: the gentleman replaced mr cheese dumbass

by yeetydagamerr July 16, 2022

Un-cracked Egg

A “golden child” that has seemed blissfully happy their whole lives, typically having many friends and good grades. The catch is their self-sabatoging tendencies and longing to be somewhere else or someone else. Their “crack” is coming and they’ll likely go completely insane. But it hasn’t happened yet.

“Man, that girl is a real un-cracked egg. She’s going to go crazy one of these days.”

by NowListenHereYaLittleShits January 25, 2022

Cumberland Scotch Egg

When an egg is inserted into a vagina. The stomach is then punched and the egg is then consumed frantically.

Your getting a Cumberland scotch egg hen.

by Big baws macgraw November 10, 2021

eggs

taste yummy

mm eggs yummy

by blueoystercultfan24 November 25, 2019