Death

The cure for living. If you are born, you have a 100% guarantee to receive YOUR death within the next 200 years.

Human: Why are you dead?
Ghost: I got my prescription for living
Human: Sooooooo death

by The_bean_warrior July 28, 2021

death monkey

Being extremely hungover after a New Years party at your boyfriends involving an alcoholic liquid called Absinthe.

Hey Spencer, I feel like a death monkey.

by chickenfcuk January 2, 2012

Death

What happens when you get too old and fat

You: is that guy really dead?
Other guy: yea his death date was June 30 2022

by MarioMax12345 July 1, 2022

DEATH LAUNCH

When your drunk and you send an embarrassing text to your girlfriend/boyfriend and he/she remembers but you dont.

Girl: he went out with his mates last night.

Friend: oh right what happened?

Girl: he sent me a DEATH LAUNCH!!

Friend: how bad was it?

Girl: Bad, but at least he wont remember!!!

by The Unforgetable June 1, 2011

sounds of pain and death

screaming because of pain

The sounds of pain and death are plentiful in hell.

by MaybeARealWord January 21, 2022

death succ

A less powerful version of Omega Death Succ, but more deadly than a regular Succ.

He got Death Succed.

by MaximRq May 21, 2021

oklahoma death trap

A homeless man and a homeless women are both in a dumpster having sex all over the place, the stench and bodily ejaculants cause for a death trap called the Oklahoma death trap.

Did you walk by that Perkins restaurant on 6th street? Two homeless people are Oklahoma death trapping the hell out of that dumpster.

by MudBankFrank February 7, 2015