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bum growling

The act of releasing a mighty maelstrom from ones anus directly after performing a Canadian pancake. If performed incorrectly everyone dies.
Dude I performed a Canadian Pancake on like 6 women last night, the bum growling was lit af bro.
by Juiceboxgames October 10, 2017
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Bum

In New Zealand, a ‘bum’ refers to a group of 3 or 4 individuals who ain’t very smart and haven’t made it very far in life. A bum usually smokes weed and/or other drugs on a daily basis and drives on their learners. A bum usually doesn’t go to school anymore or has does very poorly in NCEA and usually unemployed with no aspirations of finding a job. A bum also attends party’s in hope of being popular and might spread rumours of them pretending to have done it with a chick.
Look at that bum going to parties in hope of becoming popular
by newzealandbums October 23, 2017
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smelly bum face

A person who is a absolute nonce and has a small willy
by Bobson69 April 19, 2018
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bum Juice

Rumors or gossip that are evidently false or fake
Man, that's straight up bum Juice, dawg.
by bumJuiceh8r November 5, 2017
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Bum Blockers

Any item or device used to remove the less-savory elements of routine urban life, such as crazy homeless people and garbage, from one's sensory perception.

Common examples are headphones for blocking sound and darker sunglasses for blocking visuals.
Person 1: "Did you hear that tweaker flipping out on the subway on the way here? God this city is such a shithole!"

Person 2: "Nah, I had my bum blockers in. All I heard the whole ride was my music."
by MarpatAnon May 16, 2017
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Blonde bum

Someone's anus after having it bleached
Molly: I just got my booty hole bleached girl!
Amanda: girl you got that blonde bum now girl!
by 40z4lyf3 May 21, 2017
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Bum Crumpets

Larger than standard dry poo chunks that stick to your anus hairs when you do not wipe properly
My arse is full of bum crumpets because the toilet paper was like tracing paper and i was too scared to wipe properly
by SQUEELYBUM May 27, 2017
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