Buttfucker Blues

When you crave anal sex.

I heard Johnny is suffering from the buttfucker blues again.

by Tron1982 February 3, 2017

Blue Bowls

When you pour a big bowl full of cereal and realize there is no milk.

I was about to eat a giant bowl of Cap’n Crunch, but then I opened the fridge and found out we had no milk. Now I got a bad case of blue bowls

by Mtrain30 December 21, 2020

Blue gummer

A toothless hooker that sucks so much dick her gums turn blue for the night . Usually found hanging outside of a crack den or cheap motel

Yo chukka , did you see that blue gummer on the corner . Bet she can suck the soul right out of you Nukka . You got change for a dollar .

by BlaineDamage October 11, 2021

Blue clit

When a boy gets a girl horny and the girls coochie goes badockbumpvadump

I have blue clit my poosy feels fuzzy

by Clit queen November 1, 2021

Subutex Blues

The feeling after taking subutex or suboxone recreationally. Followed by a day or two of drinking water, puking, and feeling hot despite freezing temperatures with little to no euphoria.

Stan: Kenny, why weren't you at school today?

Kenny (muffled): I got the subutex blues Stan I took my mom's whole strip I've been puking all day pretending to have the flu.

Kyle: Well did she catch on?

Kenny (muffled): ofc not guys she's blaming my dad they've been screaming at eachother about getting well and breaking plates all morning.

by 2tee1reservesh1ts July 12, 2021

Gettin' Blue

Slang. Getting drunk. Usually stated by under-age drinkers, such as 13 year old girls. It is often stated by "trashy" white girls whom think that drinking is "hardcore".

Gettin' blue with ma sister gurls!

by Dr. Mito. March 19, 2011

Blue Emu

The act of releasing a large quantity of sperm on a partner’s face (preferably the eyebrows) after at least 3 weeks of saving it up through abstinence.

Damn that Doug hit his wife square in the eyes with a massive blue emu! Probably won’t be able to blink right for a week.

by Johnny Longknuckle October 31, 2018