Butt Beast

Wild animal who has a highly tuned sense of smell that is dedicated to the scent of the human butt. The butt beast feeds solely on the human butt, and generally lives alone, but sometimes hunts in packs of 10 to 20 other butt beats. Normally one butt beast can bring down a full grown human, but some humans are just plain fat and this is when the butt beasts will work together.
Butt beasts enter a feeding frenzy when feeding or hunting butt, this is similar to the feeding frenzy that sharks experience.
The only know enemy of the butt beast is an Alicia, the Alicia is a striped animal that also loves human butt. The Alica and the butt beast sometimes have territorial battles to the death.

guy1- "dude did you hear that?"
guy2- "what?"

Guy1- "I heard a fart noise, did you fart?"
Guy2- "no I did not fart"

Guy1- "oh no!"
Guy2- "what?"

Guy1- "run! a butt beast is following us!"

by scuba yetty March 9, 2009

butt yummies

leftover treats found stuck between the butt cheeks of an individual who has been serving butt treats from their butt.

Dude had some rocking butt yummies this morning.

by butt crusties December 24, 2008

butt-ticks

when you go hiking in the woods and a tick gets latched onto your ass.

ho there be some gnarly butt-ticks right on me sphincter mate.

by ---kris--- January 2, 2009

butt buccaneer

A male homosexual.

Chrithtopher ith a butt buccaneer.

by scottbo777 October 19, 2008

butt-puppet

1. a decorated sock operated from the bottom used for cheap entertainment
2. a (powerful) person controlled by another person. people joke that the person in control serviced that person in the anus.

that girl's got you whipped
you're such a butt-puppet

by ggunit August 3, 2004

butt-cup

-one who cups butts
-a cup fitted over the buttocks to make a small butt look round and voluptous

Girl- OMG i got a new butt cup today look at my nice booty
can also be used as a diss"you are such a butt-cup"

by cali-babe February 18, 2005

butt relish

highly insulting reference to a variety of types of leavings from inefficient post-defecatory rectal clean-up

derivatives include:
butt salsa
butt ketchup
butt dip
butt buffet

you get the picture....

"You kiss my boyfriend again, beyotch, and I'll slap you down and make you eat my butt relish!"

by David July 11, 2003