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Apple

Apple is of cource a fruit, but for the most part it’s a big company that makes phones that everybody buys, but then people also tend to think that the apple phone is a real apple.
Just cause it’s a apple doesn’t mean it belongs in the kitchen.
(Even if it is as smart as an apple and looks like one)
Person one: Hey! Is that the new Apple iPhone ?
Person two: Nah, it’s just my lunch.
Person one: You sure? That looks like the new red iPhone 11your eating.
Person two:....Fuck....
by Sperty November 24, 2019
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Golden Apple Seed

The large and prickly balls or testicles of a human male. One that hasn’t been in contact with a razor for a very long time. The strands of hairs represents the spikes on the seed of a golden apple fruit.
She likes putting golden apple seed in her mouth.
by Pcw July 2, 2023
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Apple Cuck

The word used by a specific type of illiterate male to explain the Apple Ecosystem.
Man 1: I really want the new iPhone.
Man 2: Why would you wanna be an Apple Cuck?
by bw6984 September 11, 2025
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Apple

An American electronics company that takes the same model from last year, slaps minimal features on it, remove features, such as the headphone jack, makes it twice as expensive, and calls it a day. Also, their Macs are expensive pieces of crap that can only run 5 fps on CS:GO, so you might as well use it as a paperweight. Most Apple fans in 2020 will buy anything with the logo on it. Not to mention, they were also caught in a scandal for batterygating in 2016.
Jeff: I bought the new Apple product!
Dan: Might as well flush your money down the toilet.
by CanadianPancake January 15, 2021
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apple

worse company to have ever excisted. all isheep swallow a lot of pumpkin pie. apple is such a bad company they pay their workers with dildo's!
apple swallows dildo's
by not a gay person (DylanH) June 14, 2018
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Apple

Johnny had a hell of a game with 2 goals and two Apples in our 5-3 win
by BigTasty3473 February 20, 2021
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