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Apple

She said take the worm out of the apple
by Apples for kids November 26, 2020
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Apple

Why Tf ru searching up what an apple is u moron it’s probably like 11:00pm and u have nothing better to do just go sleep
Lia: can I have an apple
Mia: no go to fucking bed it’s 1am
by rei is cool August 25, 2024
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Apple Washing

When one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation.
April fell and sprained her apple washing hand, drastically changing her boyfriends hopes for the night.
by psyche2511 July 30, 2023
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Apple

Apple is of cource a fruit, but for the most part it’s a big company that makes phones that everybody buys, but then people also tend to think that the apple phone is a real apple.
Just cause it’s a apple doesn’t mean it belongs in the kitchen.
(Even if it is as smart as an apple and looks like one)
Person one: Hey! Is that the new Apple iPhone ?
Person two: Nah, it’s just my lunch.
Person one: You sure? That looks like the new red iPhone 11your eating.
Person two:....Fuck....
by Sperty November 24, 2019
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Apple Sauce and Vinegar

A way to say f**k in front of a teacher without getting in trouble.
Teacher: You failed this assignment

Student: Apple Sauce and Vinegar

Teacher: wtf this kids insane omg EVERYONE LOOK AT DOMINIC
by Thuglife123 May 21, 2018
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The Rotten Apples

A website which helps users find out if an alleged sex offender was a part of their favourite film or TV show.
"I was going to start watching House of Cards but I looked it up on The Rotten Apples and apparently Kevin Spacey is a paedophile."
by mattybb April 22, 2018
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