Brain and top

Head

Have you ever given brain and top?

by Whimperaudz July 15, 2023

Top Deck

To jack-off (masturbate) whilst defecating (pooping). Name comes from Cadbury Top Deck chocolate, white chocolate top with milk (brown) chocolate bottom.

Mario explained with a smile he took so long in the bathroom as he was giving himself a Top Deck.

by Pazzy August 18, 2025

The jew at the top

A media CEO, bank CEO, or a social media influencer/celebrity's manager/boss. Usually the person who makes all the decisions as to what happens in a reality show, what happens in a celebrity's life, who does what shows, what makes the money, etc.

Examples: Harvey Weinstein, Ron Pearlman

We all want Taylor Swift to be in a stable relationship, but the jew at the top says that it's bad for ratings and doesn't bring in money if theres no drama involved

by crudmonkey December 27, 2023

The Top Dog

When you are savagely raw dogging a woman from behind, and apon completion, release your dogs (semen) into her kennel (vagina)

You should have seen me last night bro, I became the top dog

by Topdog69420 June 23, 2023

Top shagger

WillNE

It's that simple

Just willNE

WillNE is the top shagger

by GeorgeMemeulous December 22, 2020

Venician Top

A sex move that constitutes having a man have a girl float on the surface of water and penetrating her from below, while at the same time, spinning her on his penis. Named after the Floating city name of Venice. Scuba gear or breathing apparatus is recommended.

Mateo: Hey Andrea looks kinda wore out, no?
Luigi (With accompanying hand movements): Yeah I gave her a little Venician Top, you know what I'm saying?

by KrakMan January 28, 2022

Tits and top hats

Good, classy, excellent.

1. "Al Pacino's performance in The Godfather was really tits and top hats."

2. Bob: "Hey, how was the party last night?"

Matt: "Tits and top hats, dude. You missed out."

by Howlingcaliper June 17, 2012