someone who goes around saying that punk rock isnt dead, just misplaced. often part of a band that usually plays punk/ska/emo songs.
by Testaclees April 14, 2005
The person you pretend to be so that people will like you, you have friends, you can hold down a job and people want to date you.
by AdLibera January 23, 2021
by TensHorniness July 14, 2021
by super duper cool dudeeee November 24, 2021
Someone that transports everyone in a courtroom to a fake middle school reality when they refer to somebody they were fucking while he was alive (before stabbing him to death) as a "boyfriend". Somebody that thinks the word orgasmic is crude language (badass because they said it), but wants anyone that says fuck, shit, ass, or anything else that can be considered cursing or swearing by anybody to be penalized for it.
by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021
by ilemonati May 24, 2023
A predator who has a run in with a moose antler. Communities and playgrounds are safer after this interaction.
The police department posted that another MAAP- Moose Antler Attracted Person is going to be living 4 blocks away from an elementary school.
by Gerswon Miahjere March 15, 2023