A can man is a person who does nothing and sits at home alone playing games and uses cans to dress them self’s they are usually 14 which is why they don’t know look after them selfs and likes fortnight people
by Arqziii March 2, 2021

In the time of 300A.D., Indians would kick a Coca-Cola can around their villages or trailer-parks while shouting ridiculous and sometimes racist quotes with every kick. Spaniards were amazed with this awesome game of laughter that they slaughtered all of the Indians in possesion of it and took all of the Coca-cola cans back to Spain where they claimed to have invented the game themselves! The game never really caught on till April of 2006… Now it is a world Olympic event.
by -Matthew- July 5, 2007

Hym "It's not the worst thing you can do to someone who doesn't have kid. Threatening kids cured my depression! Threatening kids saved humanity! Threatening kids is a panacea! Now that I think about it... Threatening kids is the perfect analog to small dick bigotry! Because the bigotry doesn't work if my cock is fat, right? I say something a woman doesn't like, she says i have a small dick, but actually I got a fat cock. It doesn't work. Ghost type moves do not effect Normal type Pokémon. And vice versa. I say something you don't like, you threaten my kids, but I don't have any.... Doesn't work. A perfect analog! It's 1 to 1. I wasn't even trying to do that one."
by Hym Iam January 26, 2025

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 6, 2025

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025

Similar to "what it do", but asking of possibilities in the future, not what's going on in the present. It's a greeting like, "whats up?" or "how are you?", posing the question, "what can we make of this?". It's not asking whats happening or what will happen, but what can happen. . . What can we make of this opportunity which is the present?
by Tolu Agunbiade May 11, 2020

When the trash guy just tosses your can on the lawn on a windy day and you spend 5 minutes chasing it around.
Hey bill, that friggin trash guy tossed your trash can on the lawn again. Better go wrangle it!
Yep, Time to go trash can wrangling!
Yep, Time to go trash can wrangling!
by JesusThePotto May 20, 2014
