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Red October

Red October is the phrase used to describe a man who has poison ivy on his penis, testicles, and the general area.
Intercourse, hand-jobs, blow-jobs, etc. during the Red October period constitute in the spread of Red October. Side affects will be similar to "crabs" and can be fixed with steroids.

Most notably, intercourse will cause female Red October. Men are most likely to carry Red October as they are most likely to piss in wooded areas.
by Bitchwrinkle August 8, 2006
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Left on red

When you have an idiotic friend who does not abide to the legal rules of the road, and they insist that making a left on red is acceptable whilst everyone in the car is screaming "NO!"
-Friend - goes to make left at red light

-Passengers - "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, LEFT ON RED?"
by Bluntzilla July 29, 2012
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red eye

the aftermath of semen, also referred to as jizz, getting in your eye
after i let him titty fuck me, i had a red eye for 3 days
by Prillawhore June 11, 2006
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Red John

A person who gets so drunk on Red Bull and vodka that the lose the key to their room and sleep on the floor in the hallway.
I walked out of my room last night and there was a Red John sleeping on the floor so I kicked him really hard in the stomache.
by LadyKT33 September 23, 2003
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ReD CeLL

DAMN! ReD CeLL just fucked us up!!!
by Chris aka Ares December 19, 2004
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Red Zone

Slang for the ghetto's of Reading, Pennsylvania. Most often used to describe the south side of town but can also be used to reference other poor city neighborhoods such as jamestown and oakbrook.
"Yo, I was in the red zone last night cause I had to grab my lil' whatever whatevers!"
by crackCAT$ May 27, 2009
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Red Barron

A man with a very red face, closely resembeing a post box. Nothing gets through like a letter you know! usually called scott or vicky. Another name could be streaky barron. Owns his own clothing label in Malta. Also a magazine name 'Build the red barron'(complete in 2378 issues £5.99 each).
What times your collection?
I saw this and thought of you!
Nothing gets through like letter.
by the one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004
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