Zipper Solo

1.) A musical breakdown player completely on a pants zipper or fly. Originally devised by Kevin Cardinale.

2.) A clever way to piss off a pissant town in the northern New York region.

1.) The only way this song could be any better is if there were a zipper solo!

2.) He played a zipper solo, and now the town of West Port is chasing him with pitchforks and torches.

by Cuz Kev September 1, 2005

zipper merge

When the entering cars merge one by one into each space between the cars already on the road, like the notches on a zipper.

First used by Jon Stewart on The Daily Show on 8/25/10.

Jon Stewart: The hallmark of civilization is the every other car merge - the zipper merge - at tunnels.

by selenology September 6, 2010

zipper

an opening that goes up and down that is usually on articles of clothing or a bag of some sort.

My zipper came undone when we bent over.

by eden March 14, 2003

zipper

The opening gate to the vagina or penis

I pulled the zipper down eyes wide and said, "here what i'm going to put inside"

by Anonymous May 1, 2003

zipperdeaf

one who has to open their mind to new sounds or scenes

All that guy does is listen to U2, he's so zipperdeaf

by Jeff (www.zipperdeaf.com) February 20, 2005

ZIPPER SUB

A sexual act that involves smearing edible substances like peanut butter or honey or chocolate syrup around one's privates and having another person lick\eat it off.

She gives her boyfriend so many zipper subs, she can't eat peanut butter sandwiches without thinking of sex.

Her husband caught her getting a zipper sub in their basement from their two rottweilers!!

by azadus November 18, 2005

Zipper Dick

When your pulling your trousers up and zip them up but a bit of foreskin off of your pecker gets caught in the zipper no surprise.

Doctor: What happened
Dude: I got zipper dick
Doctor: Thats never fun

by PUSSSSSSSSYYYYYYY May 20, 2016