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yank my doodle its a dandy

a phrase, inviting masterbation, sometimes sung to the tune of yanky doodle, often by a northern boy, to a southern bell
That ho Scarlett move up here from alabam and think she all that. I told her "yank my doodle its a dandy, bitch"
by pyroclastic flow February 11, 2009
mugGet the yank my doodle its a dandymug.

you got to be yanking my dick off

A similar expression to, "you got to be kidding me!" But better.
Harris-"Dude, I forgot my keys in my car!"
Timothy-"You got to be yanking my dick off! Again?!"
by Ron Swanson... December 23, 2017
mugGet the you got to be yanking my dick offmug.
A lying man who can't see his dick because his belly sticks out further than his dick do and constantly masturbates and lies about it instead of being with his woman....WRONGLYTWISTED#
Guy: " I did not beat off"

Girl: " You're a lying DickDo Gank Yank -N-Ho!"
by Justice League Kat December 9, 2019
mugGet the Lying DickDo Gank Yank -N-Homug.
A lying man who can't see his dick because his belly sticks out further than his dick do and constantly masturbates and lies about it instead of being with his woman....WRONGLYTWISTED#
Guy: " I did not beat off"

Girl: " You're a lying DickDo Gank Yank -N-Ho!"
by Justice League Kat December 9, 2019
mugGet the Lying DickDo Gank Yank -N-Homug.

dick do gank yank n ho

When a man has a belly bigger than his dick and masturbates constantly and jizzes on anything like plastic bags, dirty clothes, hats, kids toys...NASTY...dick do gank yank n ho...
Dick do gank yank n ho : Bruce sure is a dick do gank yank and ho!
by Justice League Kat December 27, 2019
mugGet the dick do gank yank n homug.

when I want my prick yanked I'll do it myself

Return-Retort-Phrase letting the the party who has just spoken know that thier statemnt is not belived.
13YearOldKidWhoDefinedGod: You see, the bible is full of contradictions, and...


Pope John-Paul II: Listen kiddie, when I want my pricked yanked I'll do it myself, mmmmk? K thanks.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004
mugGet the when I want my prick yanked I'll do it myselfmug.

Yanking my cranberries

When grandma reaches for the cranberries but grabs your cock and balls instead
Woah grandma why you yanking my cranberries
by Shalalallala December 1, 2020
mugGet the Yanking my cranberriesmug.

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